The Heroic Legend of Buntaro part III: Reassignment

[THE JESKE]

The Heroic Legend of Buntaro part 3:

The late afternoon had set in. The sun had begun it's long orange journey down, and Buntaro felt pretty good about himself. After a somewhat lentgthy explination to Chae about his re-assignment, he was officially getting sent on her boat to the frontinles against the phoenix. He was ready to go as the boswain whistled the indication that it was time to leave. Bagged lunch in hand, he meandered off to his destiny.

"OKAY people... we're all here now. Good. As your captain, I just wanted to say a few words and lay down some groundrules." Chae announced to the men who stood at attention. First and foremost... I don't want to see ANY clever Tsuruchi try to fire from a hidden position. If you even TRY to hide, there's a chance that you'll get the Taint. "I'm sorry what?" interrupted Moshi Mogai, who was poorly disguised as a Wasp archer. "I SAID... SOMEBODY has been hanging around tainting all of our battalions of archers who use Guerilla Tactics to fire from the trees... I know it makes little sense, but even so, I want everyone who plans on shooting, to do so from plain sight to avoid any chanses of corruption." "WHAAAAA? Who would DOOO such a thing?" Yelled a man who was clearly not Moshi Mogai. "It must take a MASTER to accomplish somthing like that... ... ... MASTER OF PAIN!!!" Chae punched him promptly in the face. "Chae-chan... what if we don't have bows?" Asked Buntaro. "Buntaro-san, don't call me Chae-chan. Also, how did you get assigned to this Kobune if you didn't have a bow?" "Nevermind I have one." said Buntaro. "Okay. So as I was saying..." "Chae-chan?" "What is it now Buntaro-san, and don't call me chan." "I don't have a bow again." "What? Where did you put it?" "I gave it back to Shumei." "What? What happened to Shumei's bow?" "I have a bow." Added Shumei, who up until this point had just been eyeing the man who had just screamed out the words 'master of pain' with suspiciton. Somthing was odd about this Tsuruchi Archer. "Nevermind." Buntaro said. "I have a bow again." "Good." said Chae. "Now that that's settled..." "HEY!" yelled Bunmei. "Where's my bow?... OH here it is." "I don't have a bow again." Added Buntaro. "AUGH! exclaimed Chae." "MASTER OF PAIN!!!" added the man who was clearly not Moshi Mogai. Chae took out her fustration by punching not-Mogai in the face again.

"Chae-san!" Naizen yelled from the docks. "What's going on up there? Keep those soldiers in order!" "I'm trying naizen-samma!" Chae called back. "I have a bow again." Buntaro said. "Hey! My bow is missing again!" exclaimed Shumei and Bunmei togeather. "Now I have two!" said Buntaro proudly. "Chae-san... if you can't handle this command, there is always that problem in the Sea of Shadows I can re-assign you to..." "NO! No um... I've got this... no problems here Naizen samma!" Chae began to sweat. Originally they had wanted to send her ship to the Sea of Shadows rather than to the front lines. She had debated and bargained all day to be reassigned to a post more fitting for a soldier of her calibur. "I don't have any bows now." Said buntaro sadly. "ARUGH!! Buntaro-SAN... will you please shut your giant bow-stealing TRAP!" "MASTER OF PAIN!" Not-mogai suguested gleefully. Chae threw him overboard. "MMMAASSstteerrr offf..." SPLOOSH!!

"What the?!?! That's the last straw Chae!!" Yelled Naizen.

::::and so the heroic Legend of Buntaro Continues::::::