The Truest Test part II i 1/3:)

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Teh Truest Test, Part II
by m475u m475u0

Akodo Shinichi sees the Unicorn Clan RIGTH OUTSIDE TEH SPAWN POINT! "Oh Noes!", He cried.
The Unicorn opens the can! PIOW!!!!

Bayushi Norachi hear gongs. "AAAAAk. Where is everyone?!" He think.

The Empress gets strapped. Fuzuke Haruka looks worried. "No worries", say Kurako, "I will just @#!&#@! camp!!"

"lolz", said Akodo Shigetoshi on the westsieedah, "Lions will oWnz teh Unicorn!!1" His d00ds attack!

Kurako is lonely. She says "hey Kakita Matabe, you camp too." Tanitsu says, "Can I camp with Matabe?" Teh Empress says, "Alright, gay."

Shigetoshi sees Unicorns fragging hard. "WOh, these guys not n00bs!... But they are not win either. <grin>" Then, he gets hit. "They get thru!!!", he cried! Then he sees Mantis in the base! "Oh Noes! Someone set up us the bomb!!!"

BOOM!! Doji Domotai say: "How many d00ds do we have?" Nagori say, "none! They all playing another map!" Domotai say "damn, shame i banned the harriers from teh server!" Just then, Daidoji Gempachi arrives. Nagori say, "Woh, why are you playing this map?!" Gempachi say: "I was getting laid PIOW! PIOW!" "Winnar!" say Norachi "how many d00ds you got?" Gempachi say: "5O." "Pffft, say Domotai, 50 d00ds can't protect the flag!" Gempachi say, "But we not n00bs, we're l33t!!!" Domotai: lolz!

Akodo Setai and Doji Seishiro are ownzing the Shinjo at a chokepoint. Some Mofo bushi come along and Seishiro opens up. One moto suicides at him while the others pwnz0r him. Setai get mad and pwnz0rs them back! "Medic" say Seishiro, but Setai teamkills him: he respawn sooner that way.

The Akodo daimyo gos ape! "TEAM KILLING @#!&#@!!!1" he cried. A mantis in a stupid helmet say "I am Naizen, n00b. I'm in ur base killin ur d00dz!!" Shigetoshi say "u teh n00b!". They fight, but BOOM. An explosion!...

Kaneka leave his spawnpoint all strapped!! "W00t" say his d00ds. They know the map and go to where Chags is. Kaneka say "Chags! you are a @#!&#@!!", Chags say" MWahaha1 All ur base are belong to us!" They fight and BOOM! An explosion. They look up to see Sezaru all pissed.

"@#!&#@!!!1" say Chags and Kaneka.

tEh ends!!!!!

[Manit0u]

This is pure gold  :twisted:

Dla tych, ktorzy nie pamietaja gierki Zero Wing moga nie zrozumiec o co chodzi z tekstem 'All Your Base Are Belong To Us'.

Oto link wyjasniajacy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf9Y--_aY70

Jak to pieknie japonczycy tlumacza swoje gry na angielski